Fat Albert, Man

I was born
somewhere in the slums
I'll make it out
Yeah; me and my buds
I won't quit; I won't lose the race
Face each day, a smile on my face

That's why they call me

Fat
Fat Albert, man.
Because I'm huge.
Fat
Fat Albert, man.
And I will not lose!

Our instruments; music made from junk
We've got skills; we can bring the funk.
Nine dozen shows broadcast on TV
A million souls; they've been touched by me.

I can hear them say…

Fat
Fat Albert, man.
Because I'm huge.
Fat
Fat Albert, man.
And I will not lose!

[solo]

Hey hey hey…

Fat
Fat Albert, man.
Because I'm huge.
Fat
Fat Albert, man.
And I will not lose!

Tell me you've been down for a while, oh but I'll make you smile.
It's the way I play. Been at it a while.
Oh, and now you're happy now, eh?
Laugh out loud.
Laugh out loud.
Yeah, I'm Fat Albert.
Make the kids smile…