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Top 10: Time for a new church10. The church's most recent effort to pass the plate ended with the minister dumping it all into his pockets.
9. A court order has been issued to prevent your church choir from ever performing before the general public.
8. It's not really "Bingo Night" until someone's thrown the first punch.
7. Your youth minister's last "outreach" attempt ended with him in a full body cast.
6. The baptismal font doubles as a jacuzzi.
5. The in-house praise band has made more than five appearances on "Headbanger's Ball."
4. The Department of Health has ordered a permanent closure to your church's kitchen.
3. Your church's head deacon was last spotted on the FBI's "Ten Most Wanted" list.
2. That last cub scout outing has resulted in your little ones knowing more obscene jodie calls than you do.
1. Your last "speaking in tongues" session inadvertently resulted in the summoning of an Elder God.
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