Pants

$10 coupon for Sears.

I need new pants.

Oh - jeans are on sale?

42 * 32, half off.

*tries it on*

Forgot that jeans aren't as forgiving as slacks.

Put this pair back.

Let's try 44 * 32.

44 * 30. Close.

46 * 32. Also close.

*checks the entire jean section*

*notes that 44 * 32 is the only combination seemingly not represented*

Let's try the slacks. Those are on sale, too.

One tan pair in 44 * 32.

One brown pair in 22 * 32.

Let's try these on.

Tan pair.

*zips up*

I feel sorry for the man whose inseam this pair was cut to fit.

Brown pair.

Fits nicely.

Wait... why won't the button go in the hole?

The hole is too frikkin' small! Someone at the factory cut the hole too small.

Oy.